singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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