I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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