After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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