grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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