Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Randomize
