and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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