I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
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