we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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