You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Randomize
