So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
sex in a hospital.. check
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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