wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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