So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
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