i always forget guys have bellybuttons
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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