Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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