There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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