if i can run in heels then i can drive
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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