I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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