If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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