I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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