hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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