So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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