Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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