shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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