Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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