He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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