I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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