Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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