How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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