I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
His nipple licking is glorious
Randomize
