Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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