seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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