it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I just want nice things and good sex
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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