At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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