hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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