I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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