Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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