Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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