Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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