the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
