Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
her facebook's as public as her vagina
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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