4 words: hood of his car
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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