2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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