what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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