you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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