No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Randomize
