Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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