we have officially lost it.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Sorry about my life...
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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