Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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