I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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