CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
my liver is dry heaving
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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