return my video game
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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